"What, that knife isn't sharp enough?" and shopping for a La-Z-Boy

I dragged dracosphynx out to meet collie13 and her housemate for lunch at Cafe Artemis today, in one of my rare excursions into the Big Blue Room.

Things started off simply enough with what appeared to be home-baked bread and some sort of orange-ish herbed butter, then as an appetizer, "Chop Shish", skewers with small but very tasty chunks of beef served with a tart yogurt sauce. I noted, trying to cut a chunk of beef with the butterknife, that these weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.

( Well, they must have heard me... )