NaNoWriMo update: failure!

[tuftears]

I got about 8.5k words done on the proposed Genies: Rocking the Cradle story.

I kind of bogged down though... The real world is too depressing for writing about a bunch of psychopaths. I'm trying to think of a replacement writing project, something that will be just more silly fun.

What do you guys think of the idea of a Starfleet Cooking Academy?

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[jordangreywolf]

Hmm. Alas, I don't have any sort of scientific background, so anything I come up with is likely to be embarrassingly absurd, but ...

1) Fuel as food. Perhaps there's some alien race that "eats" combustible materials. Never challenge one to a drinking contest: alcohol isn't inebriating to such a creature, but rather just another sort of food. :D

2) Texture vs. flavor. I think of the fun we had with the "naga" on SinaiMUCK -- what priorities there might be in cuisine for a creature that uses its tongue to smell the air rather than to taste its food, and is more entertained by the tactile sensation of whatever it is that's going down its gullet, than by flavor (since it doesn't chew).

3) Sugar fiend. Perhaps this sort of alien is biologically similar in some ways to what life might be like on Earth, but it has adapted to plants that yield sugary syrups, and hence it doesn't need to (or CANNOT) process carbs? So, this alien might be able to appreciate human foods, but skips STRAIGHT to dessert.

[tuftears]

One of the races written up so far IS a bunch of sugar fiends because they have fast metabolisms. :) I'll have to keep the texture-preferring idea in mind for the two remaining races, which are both aquatic. What kind of taste/texture sense would dolphins and squids have?

[zhora]

Nothing dry. Along with raw fish, they'd probably go for things we would consider oily and slimy, possibly with a lot of salt. They'd probably be salt connoisseurs, able to distinguish various brines like wine tasters.

[tuftears]

Interesting thought on salt. I figured they probably wouldn't be able to cook over a fire, but they would certainly be able to go in for pickling things-- just need water-tight containers for that. I dropped the other aquatic race in favor of a plant-based race that, yep, eats with their feet. :)