My mind has been blown.

Shakespeare as a computer language! This is rather on the "computer science geek" end of humor as things get. Related 'humorous computer languages' include LOLCODE and the granddaddy of "fake computer languages", Intercal. I omit from consideration the various humorous computer languages the ones that simply translate some sort of machine code into whitespace, colored squares a la Mondrian, and so forth as they're more encryption schemes than coding schemes.